I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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