google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
only you would photoshop your dick
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
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