I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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