Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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