We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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