You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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