Someone shit on the floor
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
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