apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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