you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
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you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
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Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
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