apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
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I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
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I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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