So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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