she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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