Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
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the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
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That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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