Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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