i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Rumble strips road head = magical
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
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