I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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