Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Of course I have a pirate flag
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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