Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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