yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
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porn star boner night. come get it.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
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i've created a new STD.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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