belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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