At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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