i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
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I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
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If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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