I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
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the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Just high enough for therapy.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
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So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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