i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
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I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
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We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
you never un-have a 4some
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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