i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
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holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
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Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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