how hairy? two words: wookie tits
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
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No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
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He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
is it fun? or sober?
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize