do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Randomize
