So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
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