Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
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New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
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Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
So vagazzling was a success
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
Randomize