he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
I just cut my nipple shaving
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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