Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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