if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
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She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
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I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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