seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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