It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
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He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
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It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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