I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
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I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
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You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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