i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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