recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
You pole danced in your parka.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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