i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
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im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
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Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
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