i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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