it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
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bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
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I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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