Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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