Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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