well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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