another moral hangover. fuck.
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
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I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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