It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
I don't deserve a penis
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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