Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
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I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
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Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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