Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
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I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
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Watching her eat just hurts me
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
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