All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Randomize
