quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
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