just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
50% drunk capacity currently
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
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