if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
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Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
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ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?