I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
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didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
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I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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