I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
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my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
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He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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