yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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