She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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