I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
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I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
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So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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